And now for something completely different!

Alright, I know you guys are all expecting some big theological post about how I’m converting to Catholicism or about how Catholicism is actually the antichrist, but those will have to wait.  Right now I have something far more important to say.

Tim Kring, if you kill off H.R.G. (a.k.a. Noah Bennett), so help me Jesus I will hunt you down and exact my revenge with ruthless commitment and reckless abondon.  I will turn all my unbridled focus towards gaining the fullest retribution possible should this terrible event occur.  Consider yourself warned.

I am as serious as a heart attack here people.  If H.R.G. dies I’m going to fly into a rage and never watch Heroes again.  Jack Coleman, I love you and hope you get to act on Heroes for a hundred years.  Should you ever have need I will rise up and do your bidding.

8 Comments.

  1. I see. Even your revenge has a christological dimension ;)

  2. Tim Kring had better be afraid of me. I will go Christendom all over his ass if he kills H.R.G!

    Ya gotta be passionate about some things.

  3. I don’t know man, HRG scares the shit out of me.

  4. He’s awesome! He has his own moral code!

  5. Yeah, with all of the one-dimensional character development so far this season, Heroes can scarcely afford to lose its most complex character. Kill off Nikki instead.

  6. Bob’s gonna put Claire’s blood into HRG. No redemption without the shedding of blood.

  7. Yeah, I posted it before they showed it.

  8. Next: did Matt put Angela into a coma? Did she tell the truth? Why didn’t he find out her power while he was at it?

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