Crazy insane video after the jump. Enjoy.
Oh my. Confused biblical literalism strikes again!
I pretty much died laughing when he called Greek philosophers “queers in dresses,” I honestly didnt think he could get anymore absurd and then somehow he manages to exceed my expectations! At least theres only like 3 people in the room learning this stuff from him.
I love that God fell on the floor right afterwards.
Oh my . . .
What a total klutz.
This is some kind of gag, right?
Ok, so I terrified myself by looking into it and found his church’s website.
The guy seems to have no training, hence here he is preaching that the KJV is God.
Hey, don’t be so sure he’s wrong, according to the website he’s memorised 100 chapters of the Bible! That’s like, heaps. Can anyone here say that?
There is no God but the 1611 Authorized Version! And Steven L. Anderson is his Prophet!
This is the pisseth against the wall guy isn’t it?
Is this the same guy who advocates pissing against the wall? I think so. What an absolute idiot.
What you guys have a problem with this?!!!! The is the word man!!!!
You gotta problem with multi-exclamation ponts?!!! I don’t have a college education like you greeks in dresses!
Our Doctrinal Statement
We believe that the King James Bible is the word of God without error.
We believe all Scripture was given by inspiration of God, and that God also promised to preserve his word. Divine inspiration is of no value to Christians without God’s promise of preservation.
We believe that salvation is by grace through faith. Being born again by believing on the Lord Jesus Christ is the only requirement for salvation.
We believe in the eternal security of the believer (once saved, always saved).
We believe that the unsaved will spend eternity in torment in a literal hell.
We believe that Jesus is God, and that Jesus Christ was begotten by the Holy Ghost of the virgin Mary.
We believe only in the local church and not in a universal church.
We reject the teaching of Calvinism and believe that God wants everyone to be saved.
We are Non-dispensational.
We believe that life begins at conception (fertilization) and reject all forms of abortion including surgical abortion, “morning-after” pills, IVF (In Vitro Fertilization), birth control pills, and all other processes that end life after conception.
We believe that homosexuality is a sin and an abomination which God punishes with the death penalty.
We oppose worldliness, modernism, formalism, and liberalism.
Hey, with a few (major) exceptions that statement isn’t bad, compared to some.
Roger, you’re kidding right?
I love that he looks and sounds like Jack from Lost.
Actually, I think that is Jack! I can’t wait for the next season now.
His character actually could end up fanatical like this based on how things are going.
Fanatical? No, the old “reasonable” Jack was fanatical.
Yeah, but this one could end up believing something like “God’s a book.”
I’m kidding, but he’s not.
Michael, Ow, you hurt me.
Oh. my. Words fail.
In an odd twist of fate, this is the same person who recently made waves after a bad confrontation with the border patrol: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=411D86B36B802F1D
Have you seen the thing where the same guy insists that it is Biblical for men to pee standing up and that men who don’t are sinful?
The editors of the NIV don’t pee standing up!
He also has a nice sermon on Communism on his site.
You should see how he identifies witches.
“The Being of God is in Becoming Scripture: How Barth Got It Backwards” by Brother Anderson. Forthcoming IJST (Summer, 2009).
If the Bible is God, then God is dead.
But we know that “the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart. Nothing in all creation is hidden from God’s sight. Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account.” (Heb. 4:12, 13)
I wonder what Pilate was thinking as he nailed the book to the cross.
“For you have been born again, not of perishable seed, but of imperishable, through the living and enduring word of God.” (1 Peter 1:23)
this guy also has a youtube video of him preaching on a passage from kings where it talks about ‘he who pisseth against the wall’ and he preached about how real christian men stand up when they piss, as opposed to sissy german men who sit to pee… look it up i swear it’s there
sad-funny, funny-sad …ugh
anyone see this?!? “The American Patriot’s Bible Promo (Coming May 2009)
you can’t even make it up anymore
“And then I’ll breathe my next breath in heaven and God will say, ‘Hey, you were right. Thanks for preaching the truth.’”
Haha. I hope to get a “You were right” and a “Thanks” from God when I get to heaven.
Wow, he says on the website that Bible College is unscriptural because they offer Masters degrees and the Bible says “call no man ‘Master.’” HAHAHAHAHA!
On a sadder side, those kids he has are going to be incredibly effed up someday. He kinda reminds me of Nathan Price from Poisenwood Bible…
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