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The Bible is God!

Crazy insane video after the jump. Enjoy.


  1. Justin Luddington wrote:

    Oh my. Confused biblical literalism strikes again!

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 12:08 am | Permalink
  2. Derrick wrote:

    I pretty much died laughing when he called Greek philosophers “queers in dresses,” I honestly didnt think he could get anymore absurd and then somehow he manages to exceed my expectations! At least theres only like 3 people in the room learning this stuff from him.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 12:10 am | Permalink
  3. I love that God fell on the floor right afterwards.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 12:24 am | Permalink
  4. Bobby Grow wrote:

    Oh my . . .

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 12:27 am | Permalink
  5. Halden wrote:

    What a total klutz.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 12:28 am | Permalink
  6. Steve wrote:

    This is some kind of gag, right?

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 1:23 am | Permalink
  7. Steve wrote:

    Ok, so I terrified myself by looking into it and found his church’s website.

    Doctrinal statement:

    The guy seems to have no training, hence here he is preaching that the KJV is God.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 1:44 am | Permalink
  8. Andrew wrote:

    Hey, don’t be so sure he’s wrong, according to the website he’s memorised 100 chapters of the Bible! That’s like, heaps. Can anyone here say that?

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 2:40 am | Permalink
  9. Keljeck wrote:

    There is no God but the 1611 Authorized Version! And Steven L. Anderson is his Prophet!

    This is the pisseth against the wall guy isn’t it?

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 4:02 am | Permalink
  10. Is this the same guy who advocates pissing against the wall? I think so. What an absolute idiot.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 4:43 am | Permalink
  11. roger flyer wrote:

    What you guys have a problem with this?!!!! The is the word man!!!!
    You gotta problem with multi-exclamation ponts?!!! I don’t have a college education like you greeks in dresses!
    -Brother Anderson

    Our Doctrinal Statement

    We believe that the King James Bible is the word of God without error.

    We believe all Scripture was given by inspiration of God, and that God also promised to preserve his word. Divine inspiration is of no value to Christians without God’s promise of preservation.
    We believe that salvation is by grace through faith. Being born again by believing on the Lord Jesus Christ is the only requirement for salvation.

    We believe in the eternal security of the believer (once saved, always saved).

    We believe that the unsaved will spend eternity in torment in a literal hell.

    We believe that Jesus is God, and that Jesus Christ was begotten by the Holy Ghost of the virgin Mary.

    We believe only in the local church and not in a universal church.

    We reject the teaching of Calvinism and believe that God wants everyone to be saved.

    We are Non-dispensational.

    We believe that life begins at conception (fertilization) and reject all forms of abortion including surgical abortion, “morning-after” pills, IVF (In Vitro Fertilization), birth control pills, and all other processes that end life after conception.

    We believe that homosexuality is a sin and an abomination which God punishes with the death penalty.

    We oppose worldliness, modernism, formalism, and liberalism.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 5:20 am | Permalink
  12. Michael wrote:

    Hey, with a few (major) exceptions that statement isn’t bad, compared to some.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 8:05 am | Permalink
  13. Roger, you’re kidding right?

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 8:57 am | Permalink
  14. Halden wrote:

    I love that he looks and sounds like Jack from Lost.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 11:06 am | Permalink
  15. R.O. Flyer wrote:

    Actually, I think that is Jack! I can’t wait for the next season now.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 11:33 am | Permalink
  16. Halden wrote:

    His character actually could end up fanatical like this based on how things are going.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink
  17. R.O. Flyer wrote:

    Fanatical? No, the old “reasonable” Jack was fanatical.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 11:37 am | Permalink
  18. Halden wrote:

    Yeah, but this one could end up believing something like “God’s a book.”

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 11:44 am | Permalink
  19. roger flyer wrote:

    Hi Arni-
    I’m kidding, but he’s not.
    Doctrinal statement:

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 12:57 pm | Permalink
  20. roger flyer wrote:

    Michael, Ow, you hurt me.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 12:58 pm | Permalink
  21. Matt Wiebe wrote:

    Oh. my. Words fail.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 1:08 pm | Permalink
  22. Nathan wrote:

    In an odd twist of fate, this is the same person who recently made waves after a bad confrontation with the border patrol:

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 1:15 pm | Permalink
  23. Dan wrote:

    Have you seen the thing where the same guy insists that it is Biblical for men to pee standing up and that men who don’t are sinful?

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 3:40 pm | Permalink
  24. Keljeck wrote:

    The editors of the NIV don’t pee standing up!

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Permalink
  25. Steve wrote:

    He also has a nice sermon on Communism on his site.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm | Permalink
  26. Andrew wrote:

    You should see how he identifies witches.

    Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 7:11 pm | Permalink
  27. roger flyer wrote:

    Funny-sad, Andrew.

    Friday, May 29, 2009 at 6:05 am | Permalink
  28. “The Being of God is in Becoming Scripture: How Barth Got It Backwards” by Brother Anderson. Forthcoming IJST (Summer, 2009).

    Friday, May 29, 2009 at 6:39 am | Permalink
  29. If the Bible is God, then God is dead.

    But we know that “the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart. Nothing in all creation is hidden from God’s sight. Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account.” (Heb. 4:12, 13)

    I wonder what Pilate was thinking as he nailed the book to the cross.

    “For you have been born again, not of perishable seed, but of imperishable, through the living and enduring word of God.” (1 Peter 1:23)

    Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:47 pm | Permalink
  30. darren wrote:

    this guy also has a youtube video of him preaching on a passage from kings where it talks about ‘he who pisseth against the wall’ and he preached about how real christian men stand up when they piss, as opposed to sissy german men who sit to pee… look it up i swear it’s there

    Monday, June 1, 2009 at 7:54 am | Permalink
  31. rasselas wrote:

    sad-funny, funny-sad …ugh

    anyone see this?!? “The American Patriot’s Bible Promo (Coming May 2009)

    you can’t even make it up anymore

    Monday, June 1, 2009 at 2:03 pm | Permalink
  32. Tyler P wrote:

    “And then I’ll breathe my next breath in heaven and God will say, ‘Hey, you were right. Thanks for preaching the truth.’”

    Haha. I hope to get a “You were right” and a “Thanks” from God when I get to heaven.

    Thursday, June 4, 2009 at 10:45 am | Permalink
  33. Rachel wrote:

    Wow, he says on the website that Bible College is unscriptural because they offer Masters degrees and the Bible says “call no man ‘Master.’” HAHAHAHAHA!

    On a sadder side, those kids he has are going to be incredibly effed up someday. He kinda reminds me of Nathan Price from Poisenwood Bible…

    Friday, June 5, 2009 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

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