The Bible is God!

Crazy insane video after the jump. Enjoy.

33 Comments.

  1. Justin Luddington Justin Luddington

    Oh my. Confused biblical literalism strikes again!

  2. I pretty much died laughing when he called Greek philosophers “queers in dresses,” I honestly didnt think he could get anymore absurd and then somehow he manages to exceed my expectations! At least theres only like 3 people in the room learning this stuff from him.

  3. I love that God fell on the floor right afterwards.

  4. This is some kind of gag, right?

  5. Hey, don’t be so sure he’s wrong, according to the website he’s memorised 100 chapters of the Bible! That’s like, heaps. Can anyone here say that?

  6. There is no God but the 1611 Authorized Version! And Steven L. Anderson is his Prophet!

    This is the pisseth against the wall guy isn’t it?

  7. Is this the same guy who advocates pissing against the wall? I think so. What an absolute idiot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo3o4nfiG7A

  8. What you guys have a problem with this?!!!! The is the word man!!!!
    You gotta problem with multi-exclamation ponts?!!! I don’t have a college education like you greeks in dresses!
    -Brother Anderson

    Our Doctrinal Statement

    We believe that the King James Bible is the word of God without error.

    We believe all Scripture was given by inspiration of God, and that God also promised to preserve his word. Divine inspiration is of no value to Christians without God’s promise of preservation.
    We believe that salvation is by grace through faith. Being born again by believing on the Lord Jesus Christ is the only requirement for salvation.

    We believe in the eternal security of the believer (once saved, always saved).

    We believe that the unsaved will spend eternity in torment in a literal hell.

    We believe that Jesus is God, and that Jesus Christ was begotten by the Holy Ghost of the virgin Mary.

    We believe only in the local church and not in a universal church.

    We reject the teaching of Calvinism and believe that God wants everyone to be saved.

    We are Non-dispensational.

    We believe that life begins at conception (fertilization) and reject all forms of abortion including surgical abortion, “morning-after” pills, IVF (In Vitro Fertilization), birth control pills, and all other processes that end life after conception.

    We believe that homosexuality is a sin and an abomination which God punishes with the death penalty.

    We oppose worldliness, modernism, formalism, and liberalism.

  9. Hey, with a few (major) exceptions that statement isn’t bad, compared to some.

  10. Roger, you’re kidding right?

  11. I love that he looks and sounds like Jack from Lost.

  12. Oh. my. Words fail.

  13. In an odd twist of fate, this is the same person who recently made waves after a bad confrontation with the border patrol: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=411D86B36B802F1D

  14. Have you seen the thing where the same guy insists that it is Biblical for men to pee standing up and that men who don’t are sinful?

  15. He also has a nice sermon on Communism on his site.

  16. “The Being of God is in Becoming Scripture: How Barth Got It Backwards” by Brother Anderson. Forthcoming IJST (Summer, 2009).

  17. If the Bible is God, then God is dead.

    But we know that “the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart. Nothing in all creation is hidden from God’s sight. Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account.” (Heb. 4:12, 13)

    I wonder what Pilate was thinking as he nailed the book to the cross.

    “For you have been born again, not of perishable seed, but of imperishable, through the living and enduring word of God.” (1 Peter 1:23)

  18. this guy also has a youtube video of him preaching on a passage from kings where it talks about ‘he who pisseth against the wall’ and he preached about how real christian men stand up when they piss, as opposed to sissy german men who sit to pee… look it up i swear it’s there

  19. sad-funny, funny-sad …ugh

    anyone see this?!? “The American Patriot’s Bible Promo (Coming May 2009)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB44hazSQQU

    you can’t even make it up anymore

  20. “And then I’ll breathe my next breath in heaven and God will say, ‘Hey, you were right. Thanks for preaching the truth.’”

    Haha. I hope to get a “You were right” and a “Thanks” from God when I get to heaven.

  21. Wow, he says on the website that Bible College is unscriptural because they offer Masters degrees and the Bible says “call no man ‘Master.’” HAHAHAHAHA!

    On a sadder side, those kids he has are going to be incredibly effed up someday. He kinda reminds me of Nathan Price from Poisenwood Bible…

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