You should probably go in October so that you can drink heavily in public and then drunkenly criticize the German people for lying to the world about how cool Oktoberfest is…
And then you will get beaten up…
In the hospital you could make an announcement to the press that you are a Jew and you could get a public apology from an entire country and a bunch of money. You would then use your new found political clout and riches to shut down my wife’s school and force us to move to Portland. Which would, of course, allow us to go to Oktoberfest annually.
Munich, eh? “Pils for our time”?
You should probably go in October so that you can drink heavily in public and then drunkenly criticize the German people for lying to the world about how cool Oktoberfest is…
And then you will get beaten up…
In the hospital you could make an announcement to the press that you are a Jew and you could get a public apology from an entire country and a bunch of money. You would then use your new found political clout and riches to shut down my wife’s school and force us to move to Portland. Which would, of course, allow us to go to Oktoberfest annually.
VALDENKOR BE PRAISED!
Thank you.
Oktoberfest actually kicks off in September, hence the plan.
And our plan is flawless.