There’s every chance in the world that this won’t work out. This is one of those grand types of resolutions that are made to be forgotten about in a matter of days or weeks. Nevertheless I’m going to give it a shot. I mean, seriously, if I’m going to pay for the entire new set of Barth’s Church Dogmatics, it’s only fitting that I actually commit to read the thing. So that’s the plan. I plan to read the whole, entire, complete thing. But don’t worry, I’m not crazy. I will probably skim many of the in-text footnotes. I’m not gonna lie.
The new edition is split into 31 volumes, including the index (which, of course won’t be included in my final count). So that leaves me 30 volumes ranging between 150ish-400ish pages in length. My goal is to shoot for one of these volumes per week. This, of course is ridiculous.
But look, I’m 27 and single. Why would I not do this? Most of you get to have wives and children and mortgages. I get to read Karl Barth. It’s simple physics.
There are two reasons why this plan will almost certainly fail. Probably more, but two that are relevant to me. First, even the most elementary theomathematician among us can see that pulling this plan off would entail reading the same series of books (all of them on dogmatics, no less) for 30 straight weeks. My attention doesn’t usually remain transfixed for that long, even on a set this awesome. So there’s that. Second, as I’ve already lamented, I watch way to effing much in the way of shows than is conducive to large amounts of reading. This also has retroactive impact on reason #1. The more time I spend watching Deadwood, the less time I have to read a variety of things when I get bored.
So, my steps shall be as follows. Beginning today the goal is one of the (new) Barth volumes per week. Usually this is going to average out to 40 or more (occasionally about twice as much, but not often) pages per day. I think I can pull this off. If and only if I can mitigate the danger posed by visual media burgling my time away. To that end, the laptop is (generally) going to be staying at work during the week from now on. If I can pull that off, I think I have a shot at this.
And lets face it, from a theologically geeking out perspective, there’s not much that’s more awesome than this.
So yeah. There’s every reason why I should fail at this undertaking. But I bought the set, so I’m taking the shot. If all goes according to plan, by December 7th, I should have read the Dogmatics. And watched no Deadwood.
Keep your fingers crossed.
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